OK, fine. Yes, this is about you. You and your incessant need to stalk me. Seriously, there are groups for this, with…um, steps…I think.
Anyway, if you’re at all interested in me, and can stop thinking about yourself for one god damn minute, I’ll tell you some things.
Here’s a list of some of my favorites (in alpha-order, new words in bold):
alone atheist behind black blue bread bug caress chipped cup cock coffee collar dark dicknotisized dog ear evoke feet finger forgive fountain pen fuck godot guinness hard help inside intercourse jerk joy kinda like kitten lash little long lu moan moxie mr j music nap no numb offend open pandora perverdity poet poly protest purple queer raw real red rock rope scratch see slippery snark softly stiff paper subway ticky-tacky tree umbrella use vagina vegetable vodka voice wood would worship yell zeus zipper